The right tool for the job. #opulentodessaorangebitters #bitterqueens #indakitchen #astheworldturns
All that she wants....is another cocktail! Thank you to Tristan, Sam, Katie, and the rest of you awesome knuckleheads at the Catahoula for embracing our Joker Judy Chocolate Walnut Bitters in your "All that she wants", a lovely rhum old fashion with notes of espresso and chocolate. Y'all killing it! #bitterqueens #bitterlife #catahoulanola #piscobar #moistmachismo #nolalife
Fabulous dealers choice cocktail from our new friends @whislersatx, the "under the table", which features whiskey, grapefruit, tarragon syrup, and our NorCal Nancy Eucalyptus Bitters. Thanks @keirostopholis , you rocked it! #bitterqueens #atx #whislers
Very excited to see our queens making it as far south as Cartagena, Columbia. This cocktail, "De Noche Cobrada Vida" has Wild Turkey, ruby port, fino Sherry, licor de corozo, licor de cerezas marascas , and our Marie laveau tobacco Bitters. Check out this link for more sexiness from El Barón. #bitterqueens #cartagena #tobaccobitters
View from the booth. This show is crazy awesome and in the immortal words of captain Quint, "We're going to need a bigger boat". #bitterqueens #bitterlife #lovethiscrazylife #needtogotothebathroombutdonthavebackup #nightclubandbarshow
Clearly Vegas is giving us some sort of sign....#bitterqueens #staybitter #staysparkly #fremontstreet
Never underestimate the power of a well placed caftan and a fired up Bitter Queen. Let's do this Vegas! #bitterqueens #caftan #nightclubandbarshow2017
Bitter is good...VERY good...#newswag #bitterqueens #thaibitters
Yeah, what SHE said. #newswag #bitterqueens #marielaveau #tobaccobitters
And the kids from Elixir in Andersonville Chicago blow our minds again, putting our Bangkok Betty Thai Bitters in their new seasonal old fashioned , along with Larceny Bourbon, Rare Tea Cellar Anhui Wild Lime, and fresh thyme! Thank you Mitchel and @vladislovingit ! #elixirandersonville #bitterqueens #friends #love #puppies #spicyhot
"Oh what a fee-li-ing. There's umbrellas on the cei-ling". Drunk Tulane and Loyola students everywhere -- all I want is my po'boy.
Hi kids! I want to introduce you to our bitter queens, brought to life by the fantastically talented David Sookochoff. Here is our lovely Opulent Odessa-the bearer of Orange Frankincense Bitters. A Russian countess who can't seem to keep a husband alive. Cold, calculating, and classy; you might want to think twice before accepting a drink from her. We've got her in stock in our website store! #bitterqueens #opulentodessa #orange #poisoner
These bitters got me over a barrel. Time for barrel aged bitters experiment #1. #bitterqueens #barrel #funkyfresh #sevenstills
Ode to an Appleton Sazerac at the Sea Star "The Sazerac before Drunkmas" ''Twas the night before xmas
And all through the place
All the barflies were slurring
And planting their face.
All the liquors were placed so the crowd could imbibe
With hopes that hangovers would never arrive
The nearly blacked out looking right through their friends
It's visions of tacos that are their timely end
There was Alicia, and Ryan, Tommy wearing cats
And the flotsam of regulars in fashionable tats
When burst through the door, there arrived such a noise,
flannel wearing hipsters and quite pretty gay boys.
I turned quick to my side, nearly fell off my stool
Trying hard to look sexy but just started to drool
But thank goodness for sea star that warm loving friend
Taking me by the arm, they so sweetly next said: "We love you so much, but it's time we part ways"
"We got you a zipcar, now fly away, little gay"
Then I yelled out a slur as i tripped out of sight
"Merry Drunksmas to all and to all a good nigh....."
Get out of my swimming pool, there are too many of you in here already! You want some bitters? I've got your bitters right here! #bitterqueens #diy #getoffmylawn #buymybitters